Funky Polkadot Giraffe: Kim Kardashian

Saturday, July 13, 2013

Most Likely To Lie About Her Ethnicity' In High School

Kim Kardashian was apparently voted "Most Likely To Lie About Her Ethnicity" in high school. It's a factoid about the reality star that was revealed by Allure in 2010, but the folks over at BuzzFeed came up with a big list of surprising superlative titles celebrities were named in their yearbooks, and we have to say Kardashian's caught our attention.

The students of Marymount High School, an all-girls Catholic school in Los Angeles, also voted Kardashian as �Most Likely to Meet Her Husband at the Million Man March."

While we understand that her fellow students were highlighting Kardashian's preference for dating black men, we're slightly puzzled by the whole lying-about-her-ethnicity thing. We have to wonder if that superlative was meant to be sarcastic since Kardashian is very proud of her Armenian heritage -- or at least she appeared to be in the years since she shot to fame as a reality star.

Whether it was meant to be sarcastic or not, it leaves us with a strange urge to wish we knew more about Kardashian in high school and the even stranger feeling that a show about her in her teens would have been endlessly entertaining.

Check out Kim's high school yearbook photo below:

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Sunday, June 16, 2013

Kim Kardashian Latest Private Topless Photos Exposed

There’s nothing that makes me sadder than hearing about celebrity couples cheating.

Celebrities are celebrities not just because they’re talented but they’re also better looking than you or me (non-celebrities). I remember one time I saw a woman that kind of looked likeRachel McAdams in a restaurant.

She was totally gorgeous so I thought maybe it was Rachel McAdams. That’s when the real Rachel McAdams walked in. You see, the look-a-like was her sister (I’m assuming) and while she was attractive, she did not even compare to real McAdams. Rachel is clearly very beautiful in movies and pictures but words cannot describe how good-looking she is in real life.

This is the point where Rachel McAdams made eye-contact with me (because I was staring). Coincidentally, it’s also the point of the story where I blacked out.

If celebrities, the pinnacle of human attractiveness, can’t be satisfied fucking each other…what hope do we have?

I’m sad to say that everyone’s favorite couple, Kanye West and Kim Kardashian, might be on the rocks. Kanye West has been allegedly cheating on Kim Kardashian with a Canadian model.

Today a French-Canadian waitress/model/marketing director named Leyla Ghobadi has come forward to tell the world that she’s boned Kanye West behind Kim Kardashian‘s back. They apparently first hooked up in Atlantic City in his hotel room after a show.

“He told me . . . he wanted to ‘hook up,’ but I was concerned that he was seeing Kim Kardashian,” Ghobadi told Star. “He told me that [the relationship] was for publicity and nothing serious.” And then before she knew it, “we were both naked and having sex.”

Do you guys think it’s true the Kimye exists only as a publicity? It definitely seems possible.

Then again…

Kanye West was apparently obsessed with the Kim Kardashian sex tape. I don’t remember where I heard this but I did hear that he would play the sex tape in the studio and sometimes watch it during sex.

I mean…Kanye West did try to recreate the Kim Kardashian sex tape (with him as Ray J and a model that looked like Kim).

I’ve never been that into Kim Kardashian because she’s a vapid, reality TV star who is only famous because her megalomaniac mother orchestrated the release of her sex tape for fame, but if I was Kanye West I wouldn’t cheat on Kim Kardashian.

Just look at her!

But then again…

I went to French Canada once (or as they call it “Quebec”). The rest of Canada is full of parka-wearing mouth-breathers, but the women in Quebec (Montreal) are fine as hell! Camille Crimson is from Montreal if that’s any indication of how sexy they are.

Leyla Ghobadi is from Montreal so I can see why Kanye West would have trouble resisting.

Let’s check her out, shall we?In the end, who cares?

Seriously though, I don’t condone cheating. It ain’t right no matter what. Even if your relationship is just for publicity, the least you can do is be faithful to that lie.

But the thing that bothers me more than Kanye West cheating on Kim Kardashian is that Leyla Ghobadi looks so similar to Kim Kardashian. The way I see it, if you’re going to cheat, the least you can do is cheat on someone that looks totally different than the person you’re seeing.

Variety. It’s the spice of life.

Kanye West really does have a type. That’s for sure.

If you can, make a trip up to Montreal this summer. Prettiest women in the whole world up there.